A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me something
| Them: | look |
| Me: | I saw that already |
| Them: | look |
| Me: | I saw that already |
“Your world would be easier if I didn’t come back.”
“That’s true. But it wouldn’t be my world without you in it.”
(Source: victoriahollo, via xoxogossipgirl101)
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| math test: | a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie |
| history test: | the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs |
| literature test: | explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple" |
| physics tests: | The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light. |
(Source: great-freedom, via tomorr0w-will-be-kinder)
| boy: | girls are so lucky they dont need to shave their faces or have boners. |
| girl : | shaving legs, shaving arms, waxing, plucking, periods, cramps, pregnancy, giving birth, makeup, shut the fuck up. |
when i’m famous you guys better make 4 pictures photosets of me and put an inspirational quote that i’ve said at the bottom
#i just ask that you guys don’t tell anyone about my blog
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